Listening to: tv in background
[ ] You have screamed at an inanimate object for "hurting you".
[x] You have ran into a glass/screen door.
[ ] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle. (wasp in the car, gotta jump out!)
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks. (i fcking hate this).
[x] You have run into a tree/bush.
[x] You have been called a blonde.
[ ] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow. IS NOT
[ ] You just tried to lick your elbow. And failed. ....
[x] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same melody.
[x] You just sang them to make sure.
[x] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen.
[x] You have choked on your own spit. =
[ ] You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it.
[ ] You type with three fingers or less.
[x] You have accidentally caught something on fire.
[ ] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose.
[x] You have caught yourself drooling.
[x] You have fallen asleep in class.
[x] Sometimes you just stop thinking.
[ ] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about.
[ ] People often shake their heads and walk away from you.
[ ] You are often told to use your 'inside voice'.
[x] You use your fingers to do simple math.
[x] You have eaten a bug accidentally. (went in my juice)
[x] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important.
[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it.
[x] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time.
[ ] You have posted bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don't. (..I stopped doing that though XD)
[x] You break a lot of things.
[x] You tilt your head when you're confused.
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before. ... (xD")
[x] When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling.
[x] The word "um" is used frequently. (The german version, yes xD)
[x] You don't know what "um" means. (There is no meaning! XD)
[x] You say "what" and "huh" a lot.
[x] You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin. (dafuq do i look like??)
28 x 4 = 100 %
... Yay XD